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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSorting biological potential with the speed of a microchip.
Expert in high-speed microscopic cell counting.
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Automating the future of conception.
blub.you▸ GERMGUARD PRECISION SYSTEM 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks sperm motility at light speed
You handle sperm processing, motility analysis, and cryopreservation. You spend your days peering through microscopes at specific cell counts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the centrifuge is making that weird rattling noise.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking every sample movement directly into the database.
Month 5
Vision models replace your eyes for motility and concentration checks.
Month 13
Pincers take over sample vial transfer and liquid nitrogen storage.
Year 1.9
Integrated pods handle all spin speeds and sample preparation.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab runs entirely without you; your badge stops working.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Average swim speed monitored
450
Slides prepared per hour
Zero
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium glass slides.
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