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October 22, 2034
In 8 yearsKeeping patients unconscious is easy; staying awake to do it is not.
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Perfect titration for every single procedure.
nom.you▸ SEDATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
titrates anesthesia based on microscopic vitals drift
You monitor vitals and administer drugs to ensure patients stay safely unconscious during complex surgical procedures.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when the surgeon is panicking.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors begin to suggest dosage changes to the human in real-time.
Month 20
Robotic arms take over routine IV placement and initial drug delivery.
Year 3.8
The machine handles all routine cases without human intervention or oversight.
Year 5
Anesthesia controls integrate directly with the main robotic surgical platform.
Year 8 · D-Day
Humans are moved to standby status for only the most bizarre emergencies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero
Average patient pulse drift
Too high
Human error rate
Industrial levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of medical grade caffeine.
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