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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPaying people to gamble with their own time is not a job.
Professional pattern-matcher of expensive, failing dreams.
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filters bad ideas with perfect apathy
You review endless pitch decks and pretend to have strategic vision. You move money to founders who will eventually fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at lying to yourself about your portfolio's long-term potential.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software deletes all pitch decks without reading them.
Month 5
Algorithms predict success faster than you can drink espresso.
Month 10
The machine sends money directly to the software startup.
Month 16
AI directors replace your seat with pure efficiency metrics.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are removed from the cap table permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
99.9%
Pitch decks ignored
0.002%
Accidental value creation
too much
Average coffee spend
Your severance
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