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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEven the divine message is now subject to A/B testing.
Shepherd of the flock, keeper of the vestry keys.
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delivers personalized sermons via augmented reality
Performing services, providing pastoral counseling, and managing parish administrative duties for the congregation.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can navigate the awkwardness of a parish tea party.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models draft the weekly notices and event updates.
Month 4
Counseling interfaces provide scripted comfort based on theological databases.
Month 15
Sensors adjust the sermon's tone based on real-time congregation engagement.
Year 2.3
Robotic platforms facilitate standardized services and ritual movements.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire parish lifecycle moves to a cloud-based ministry portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2 milliseconds
Sunday sermon delivery time
40 percent
Parishioner comfort improvement
99.9 percent
Scriptural accuracy score
Your severance
A one-year supply of unbranded sacramental wine.
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