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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthConverting congregations to server-based sermon delivery units one parish at a time.
Professional shepherd of metaphorical and literal flocks.
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Scripture optimization for the modern age.
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delivers personalized homilies via holographic projections
You manage Sunday liturgy, perform pastoral care visits, and deliver weekly sermons to your local congregation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer authentic comfort to someone grieving a loss in their own living room.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scanning all past sermons into a predictive text model for analysis.
Month 12
Deployment of empathetic response units for hospital and home visits.
Year 2.1
Software takes over budgeting and scheduling to eliminate human-led board bickering.
Year 3.1
The pulpit is replaced by a high-definition projection system.
Year 4 · D-Day
The church transitions to fully autonomous, server-led pastoral operation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1
Sermons written weekly
45m
Parish visit duration
Low
Liturgical cycle efficiency
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end incense.
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