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October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsYou clean stalls for animals that would rather eat your fingers.
Professional poop scooper and emotional support human.
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Automated husbandry for the modern shelter.
glub.youAI▸ FAUNAHANDLER-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors health via thermal and scent sensors
You feed, medicate, groom, and clean living quarters for various animal species. It involves irregular hours and physical mess.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a creature is sick just by how it walks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors begin tracking movement and waste patterns in each stall.
Month 21
Machines manage precise diet plans for every individual animal.
Year 4
Scrubbing platforms eliminate the need for manual stall maintenance.
Year 9
Wearables track vital signs to remove manual health checks.
Year 16 · D-Day
The facility runs autonomously and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
Tons weekly
Animal waste processed
Daily hazard
Bite/scratch incidents
80 percent
Hours spent cleaning
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium animal treats.
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