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October 13, 2043
In 17 yearsAnimals are unpredictable chaos, but machines love a good data set.
Professional wild-animal whisperer and bandage expert.
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Systematic healing for biological assets.
bzzt.youAI▸ FAUNAFIXER CORE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers medication with cold, unyielding precision
You treat injured wildlife and manage rehabilitation habitats. It involves messy physical care and wild animal behavior.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, empathetic intuition required to soothe a panicked wild animal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor animal vital signs without requiring human proximity.
Month 13
Robotic dispensers measure and deliver specialized nutrition based on weight.
Year 3.3
AI models detect stress or injury signs faster than human eyes.
Year 7
Pressure-sensitive soft-robotics hold animals safely during medical checkups.
Year 17 · D-Day
Integrated autonomous units manage all aspects of animal habitat maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
Infinite
Bite force tolerance
99.9% success
Recovery plan logic
1000 years
Patience for recovery
Your severance
A crate of high-quality animal feed.
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