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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour job is holding a mouse while the computer writes the paper.
Professional rodent handler and chart-filler extraordinaire.
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Science without the squeaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ VIVISECT-O-MAT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors vital signs via infrared beam
You perform daily health checks, cage cleaning, tissue sampling, and administration of experimental compounds to laboratory animals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle behavioral distress in a rodent that a sensor misses.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor cage humidity and subject activity without human presence.
Month 7
Gantry systems move cages through the washing tunnel automatically.
Month 20
Robotic arms administer compounds with higher consistency than human hands.
Year 2.6
Vision models log subject behavior directly into the experimental database.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and no longer requires human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42 percent
Annual bite risk
85 units
Cage swaps per shift
human failure
Data entry accuracy
Your severance
A year of free kibble and a lab coat.
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