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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning adorable rescue content into high-engagement, human-free algorithmic output streams.
Professional cat-herder and professional webcam enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cuteness for maximum digital retention.
split.you▸ CRITTERCAM V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises feed angles for viral reach
Managing sanctuary animal care and editing daily footage for online engagement metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which high-pitched voice makes the rescue puppy actually trust you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res lenses replace human camerawork for animal observation.
Month 5
Precision dispensers manage diet logs without human oversight.
Month 10
AI software selects viral moments from raw sanctuary footage.
Month 15
Chatbots handle all viewer interactions and donation processing.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sanctuary is fully automated and optimized for revenue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
98 Percent
Average Cuteness Density
12 Sessions
Daily Feed Automation
99 Percent
Viewer Retention Rate
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a digital pet.
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