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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour lab keys are now the property of a superior rodent monitor.
Expert in mouse welfare and very diligent record-keeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total cage control without the pesky empathy.
squeeze.youAI▸ VIVARIUMAUTOMATA V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
logs health metrics with silent precision
You monitor animal health, maintain clean vivarium cages, and document experiment variables. Your routine involves strict daily checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect subtle behavioral changes that require a lifetime of intuition to notice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors inside habitats begin tracking activity and health variables automatically.
Month 13
Robotic dispensers replace manual food distribution and water monitoring.
Year 2.1
Custom gantry systems swap soiled bedding with fresh material autonomously.
Year 3.2
AI models learn to flag physical discomforts better than human eyes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility lock is fully automated and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Unlimited
Cage cleans per hour
Perfect
Data entry accuracy
Zero
Empathy simulation
Your severance
A crate of high-quality lab pellets and best wishes.
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