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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou profit from empathy while an algorithm manages the supply chain.
Corporate savior with a heart made of stock options.
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Maximising altruism per dollar spent.
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calculates market-optimal compassion thresholds
You oversee complex organizational structures and animal care policies. You manage quarterly reports while tracking ethical compliance targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a donor in the eye and pretend you care.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate welfare standards from historical legal precedent.
Month 6
Synthetic avatars replace you in high-level fiscal discussions.
Month 12
Software shifts funding based on real-time donation sentiment.
Month 16
AI handles all public statements and crisis management responses.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full fiscal and operational control of welfare.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 minutes
Annual board meeting duration
0.02ms
Empathy simulation latency
99 percent
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