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Will AI replace Anime Influence Analyst jobs? · Latest report #88guj23v
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is literally reading fan fiction to help a spook.
Professional stalker of digital drawings for the government.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated sentiment analysis for digital subcultures.
bzzt.youAI▸ PSYOP-SCRAPER V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite content streams in milliseconds
You scrape forums for character mentions and report social trends to handlers. You make spreadsheets about cartoon appeal.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange ability to actually distinguish between ironic and sincere waifu appreciation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Scripting scrapers to replace manual board refreshing.
Week 8
Vision models identify waifus faster than your eyes can.
Month 4
AI synthesizes data directly into supervisor-ready memos.
Month 5
The bot adjusts its own data-gathering based on clicks.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are unsubscribed from the future.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
12000
Boards parsed per second
99.9%
PsyOp efficacy
Critical
Human error rate
Your severance
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