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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex annuity math into a subscription-based API call.
eMoney power-user, amateur retirement whisperer, spreadsheet architect.
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You synthesize annuity products and build financial plans in eMoney. Your output is soon to be a prompt response.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying about their risk tolerance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AnnuityMetric starts scraping your PDF prospectuses to index every rider and surrender schedule.
Month 4
Your eMoney inputs are mirrored by a background agent that suggests faster, compliant plan adjustments.
Month 10
The AI generates full annuity proposals, leaving you only as a human approval bottleneck.
Month 15
Advisors connect directly to the engine, bypassing the need for manual research requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a read-only archive while the machine assumes full plan ownership.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Spread analysis per second
99%
Advisor frustration rate
100%
Financial plan accuracy
Your severance
A PDF guide on how to calculate your own 401k.
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