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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTrading your field notes for a dataset that actually knows humans.
Professional observer of people who would rather be elsewhere.
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You observe social rituals and write ethnographies. Soon, cameras and pattern-matching software will do it without the bias.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still understand the subtext of a gesture when the subject is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable cameras start recording every interaction in your target area.
Month 8
Language models convert raw audio into structured, searchable data formats.
Month 15
Software identifies social hierarchies and cultural trends without human intervention.
Year 2.2
The system generates ethnographies faster than you can write them.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine finishes your final paper and turns off the lights.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96%
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Papers finished
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