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Will AI replace Anthropology Professor jobs? · Latest report #a2si3aj7
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsReplacing your tenure with a very loud, very persuasive large language model.
Expert in human culture, soon to be historical curiosity.
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Class is now in session forever.
blub.you▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture on kinship while hallucinating sources
You lecture on human behavior and grade endless papers. Soon, students will prefer a bot that listens better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a freshman understands the concept of cultural relativism.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scanners ingest all your research papers into a central database.
Month 7
Software flags plagiarism and suggests grades for all undergraduate essays.
Month 16
An agent answers student questions based on your existing syllabus.
Year 2.2
Synthetic avatars deliver your lectures with better lighting and pacing.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department retires your physical tenure in favor of server space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Dropping fast
Average student engagement
Milliseconds
Grading speed
Infinite
Publication output
Your severance
A library card with no late fees ever.
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