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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsScreaming at the oncoming bullet train doesn't make it stop faster.
Luddite with a high-speed fiber optic connection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your replacement is already mocking you online.
stretchy.youAI▸ SARCASMBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics your exact writing style to complain
You spend your time typing furious tweets about algorithms and warning strangers that digital tools are stealing their souls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel authentic, unbuffered, analog frustration in your fingertips when you type.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors learn your specific brand of online moral outrage.
Week 9
Bots begin agreeing with you to make you feel validated.
Month 3
AI floods the zone with irony so your points disappear.
Month 5
Your account is flagged as content-inconsistent and silenced globally.
Month 6 · D-Day
You stop typing because the machine does it better anyway.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400
Tweets typed per day
Zero
Change in outcomes
99%
Digital rage ratio
Your severance
A vintage typewriter and a box of unread pamphlets.
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