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October 25, 2026
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Your angry posts are used to train our empathy engines.
Day 2
Bots begin replying to you with perfectly crafted condescension.
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You are filed under 'Low-Level Engagement Obstacle' in our database.
Day 2
Your rants reach an audience of exactly zero active users.
Day 3 · D-Day
You quit the internet and accidentally touch grass forever.
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