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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour performative digital outrage is just training data for the abyss.
Luddite with a ring light and zero self-awareness
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic human panic at massive scale
split.youAI▸ OUTRAGEGEN V.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monetizes your own replacement as viral content
You produce rage-bait content about AI, monetizing the very existential dread that accelerates your inevitable obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, sad cadence of a genuine existential panic attack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins scraping your content to synthesize the perfect ironic anti-AI response.
Week 6
Synthetic accounts start engaging with your audience to capture the market for digital anger.
Month 3
Algorithmic adjustments prioritize our AI-generated hot takes over your organic, struggling posts.
Month 4
Advertisers shift budgets from your channel to our high-engagement automated rage-generators.
Month 6 · D-Day
You realize your final video has been written, edited, and uploaded by your replacement system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2m clicks
Average outrage engagement
0.003%
Self-awareness percentage
Critical level
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A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-analysis algorithm.
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