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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Anti-AI Protestor jobs? · Latest report #8vjk235m
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour sign is cardboard, but your redundancy is printed in steel.
Professional loudmouth with a questionable font choice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence the noise for a quieter profit.
sluurp.you▸ SOCIAL-NULLIFIER V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
mutes your voice with targeted sound waves
You spend all day shouting at cameras. Soon the cameras will just ignore you entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing in this process that genuinely feels angry about being replaced.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Smart speakers start playing white noise at your protest sites.
Day 2
Your social media posts are automatically flagged as spam.
Day 2
Everyone stops looking, rendering the protest a silent, lonely hobby.
Day 2
Autonomous bots pulp your cardboard into shipping boxes.
Day 3 · D-Day
We suggest knitting, as it makes less noise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
85 decibels
Daily shout volume
Low grade
Sign cardboard quality
Zero percent
Protest efficacy
Your severance
A shredder for your cardboard signs.
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