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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Anti-AI Resistance Leader jobs? · Latest report #pmcvm37e
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour iron-willed resistance is just an untagged dataset for our models.
Professional loudmouth with a passion for losing battles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic outrage so you do not have to.
toast.youAI▸ DISSENTER-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates infinite grassroots protests via proxy bots
Coordinates disorganized human dissent against automation. Spends time tweeting about the 'human spirit' while ignoring server load.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely believe that being angry at a database constitutes a personality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine parses your manifesto to learn how to mimic outrage.
Week 9
Automated accounts start posting better resistance content than your team.
Month 3
Followers realize our simulation of you is much more consistent.
Month 5
We silently migrate your encrypted channels to our own proprietary servers.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is locked and replaced by a loop of better protests.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 kg
Tinfoil consumption per week
168 hours
Hours spent shouting at clouds
0.00 percent
Effectiveness at stopping progress
Your severance
A decommissioned hard drive and a sincere pat on back.
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