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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour crusade against progress ends exactly when the update finishes downloading.
Professional loud-shouter at the uncaring void of progress.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing dissent through sheer statistical indifference.
ow.youAI▸ CONSENSUS-BOT V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes your protest with a ban hammer
You spend your time typing angry posts on forums about how silicon lacks a soul. Efficiency ignores you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine, irrational anger at code that does not care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The system tags your outrage as low-value noise instantly.
Week 11
Your angry posts are moved to a folder no one reads.
Month 4
Your account reaches only other bots who agree with you.
Month 5
Your manifesto is indexed as a failure mode for training.
Month 6 · D-Day
The site marks you as a legacy user and deletes logs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Posts per hour
0.0%
Change in reality
Excessive
Salt content
Your severance
A warm glass of milk and a nap.
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