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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell dust, so we will sell the vacuum that clears it.
Dusting history while waiting for a commission check.
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Inventory management for things nobody needs anymore.
no no noyou▸ RELICBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates provenance with high-res optical scanning
You curate displays of dusty relics and tag prices for wealthy collectors. Then you hope they don't break anything.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a vase is fake just by looking at its base.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Inventory management software catalogues every item with high-res photos.
Month 7
Specialized arms handle polishing without damaging the fragile finishes.
Month 16
Visual sensors cross-reference item hallmarks against massive global databases.
Year 2.2
Projection mapping displays the history directly onto the objects.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gallery becomes a fully automated, unmanned museum experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Excessive
Average dust exposure
3 percent
Accidental breakage rate
45 minutes
Customer browsing time
Your severance
Two complimentary porcelain shards and a dust mask.
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