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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is a legacy feature we are sunsetting today.
Junior associate drowning in discovery and caffeine.
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toast.youAI▸ LEX-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags antitrust violations in micro-seconds
You draft discovery requests and review thousands of documents for evidence of illegal market collusion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their merger is actually illegal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI organizes your document repository before you even open it.
Month 5
Software flags relevant emails faster than your human eyes can scan.
Month 10
Templates generate your first drafts of discovery requests automatically.
Month 16
The machine handles the initial pass of all incoming evidence.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm realizes they do not need your billable hours anymore.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12,000
Documents reviewed per hour
4 cups
Coffee intake per brief
Red ink everywhere
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Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded pen.
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