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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou bill six minutes for reading what a model processes in seconds.
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You review endless discovery documents for market collusion and write complex filings to argue against corporate mergers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still strategically choose which inconvenient precedent to cite during a high-stakes closing argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software scans your entire document cache for relevant keywords automatically.
Month 6
Standard motions are generated by templates fed with recent case history.
Month 16
Real-time AI whispers objections and cross-reference data into your earpiece.
Year 2.2
Human partners now just verify the AI's legal strategy for liability.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system files directly to court portals, bypassing the firm entirely.
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