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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsModeling market failures while slowly becoming one yourself.
Senior Competition Analyst (mostly Stata, slightly cynical)
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Quantifying market dominance without the existential dread.
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automates market power analysis by lunch
You quantify market power, calculate HHI indexes, and define relevant product markets for regulatory approval.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue why a niche merger is actually good for local competition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI scrapers digest all historical SEC merger filings instantly.
Month 6
Neural networks replace your manual regression code in Stata.
Month 13
Visual models define relevant product markets in milliseconds.
Month 21
The system predicts court rulings based on historical precedents.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The regulator accepts the machine output as absolute truth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.5 litres
Coffee consumed per merger filing
12 annually
Regression models abandoned mid-draft
2,400 hours
Hours spent staring at Herfindahl indexes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated economic journals.
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