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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour legal strategy is just a prompt waiting to be optimized.
Billable hours are just a rounding error to us.
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help!youAI▸ LEXI-TRUST V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds illegal cartels in three seconds
You review vast piles of corporate documents to hunt for market manipulation. Then you draft complex defense briefs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a CEO's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems ingest your entire document archive to index evidence.
Month 4
Language models generate legal briefs faster than a human types.
Month 10
Our software talks directly to government portals to clear mergers.
Month 17
Generative agents simulate cross-examination to find legal loopholes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The law firm replaces partners with a cluster of servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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