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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour complex legal theories are just training data for faster processors.
Billable-hour machine fueled by caffeine and spite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions faster than humanly possible.
help!youAI▸ JURISPRUDENCE OS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 4000 pages of discovery overnight
You spend days reviewing massive discovery documents and crafting arguments for regulatory filings. You hunt for market distortion.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the cynical ability to read a judge's mood during a heated oral argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags every relevant document in the merger filing.
Month 5
Standard motions are generated by legal agents with perfect citation.
Month 10
AI predicts regulator outcomes based on historical court rulings.
Month 15
Clients train with avatars to avoid saying anything incriminating.
Month 22 · D-Day
The case is settled by high-speed logic while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.4 seconds
Average discovery review time
24 hours
Billable hours per day
Infinite
Courtroom stamina
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now useless.
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