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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour summaries are thorough, but the algorithm is infinitely faster.
Junior associate (currently buried in case law and PDFs).
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Total market oversight with zero billable hours.
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flags potential monopolies before they even merge
You spend days digging through case law and market share data for antitrust litigation. Your work supports merger filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, human nuance of bad faith in a deposition transcript.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine begins organizing your document databases for faster retrieval.
Month 5
AI models start drafting summaries of discovery files instead of you.
Month 10
Robotic tools now handle all your footnote and citation formatting work.
Month 16
Economic reports are generated instantly from raw market share data.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final filings.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,000
Documents reviewed per hour
4 cups
Coffee consumption rate
99.9%
Statute cross-reference accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal research database.
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