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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human keyboard for a copy-paste script.
Human interface for broken software update paths.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the user even finishes typing
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 tickets per second
You parse email tickets and copy canned responses from a knowledgebase to users. You are a glorified clipboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern when a customer is actually joking about their broken PC.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI classifier sorts emails by sentiment and urgency automatically.
Week 8
The software suggests full replies for you to verify.
Month 3
The AI starts sending replies without human eyes on the screen.
Month 5
You only check the one percent of tickets the AI fails.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is locked and the servers run the department now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 milliseconds
Average response time
42 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Empathy simulation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you couldn't fix.
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