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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsCollecting checks is a legacy feature, not a business strategy.
Professional gatekeeper of doors, locks, and monthly bills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your passive income stream forever.
toast.you▸ RENTBOT PROPERTY MANAGER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
locks tenants out via biometric update
You track tenant payments, handle maintenance calls, and resolve noise complaints. You exist between tenants and bank statements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a tenant about when the boiler will be fixed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart payment software removes your need to touch any money.
Month 5
Sensors detect leaks and auto-schedule contractors without your input.
Month 13
Leases are generated and signed automatically via digital ID verification.
Year 1.9
AI mediators handle complaints using preset building rules and logic.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system runs the property purely for profit without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
Tenant maintenance requests ignored
2 major
Rent increase triggers per year
114 total
Keys lost in junk drawer
Your severance
One free month of rent in a basement unit.
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