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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design paths for data that eventually replace your own relevance.
Senior JSON Wrangler (mostly YAML, emotionally RESTful)
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automates full schema migration without downtime
You draft RESTful endpoints and schema definitions to help systems talk. Then you argue about naming conventions all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a breaking change was actually a necessary evolution.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents detect syntax errors in your spec files instantly.
Month 4
Models infer your desired endpoints directly from source code.
Month 10
AI systems negotiate field deprecation with clients without human intervention.
Month 15
Design logic maps data flows without needing a human architect.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-updates and retires your access credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 per week
Naming bikeshedding hours
42 per service
Version bloat count
99 percent
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