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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the bridge that will eventually carry your own replacement.
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System orchestration without the human overhead.
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patches security vulnerabilities before they are logged
You script API connections and manage internal system automations. Your code connects fragmented tools into a single workflow.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why that legacy endpoint randomly errors out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors identify every redundant manual connection your code currently supports.
Month 5
AI models generate new API endpoints faster than you can write them.
Month 11
Software automatically fixes its own payload errors without ticket submission.
Month 16
The old ITSM tools are replaced by a single, automated, closed-loop engine.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your API credentials are revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.9 percent
API uptime reliance
42
Tickets closed per week
extreme
Documentation fatigue
Your severance
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