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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day writing glue that will soon glue itself.
Junior-mid API builder, lover of JSON schemas and stress.
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Self-documenting interfaces for the modern void.
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Designing, building, and maintaining RESTful endpoints while debugging complex integration failures between disparately architected data systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a legacy payload fails in a bizarre edge case.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents convert your manual designs into rigid machine-readable schemas.
Month 4
Routing layers now self-configure based on incoming traffic patterns.
Month 8
Models detect schema drifts and rewrite integration logic instantly.
Month 13
Security protocols manage their own tokens without human token-wrangling.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces itself; you are invited to leave the network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Endpoints per week
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