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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou specialize in endings, but yours is surprisingly scheduled for Tuesday.
Existential theorist with a penchant for finality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Endings optimized for maximum shareholder value.
squeeze.youAI▸ ARMAGEDDON-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers a controlled collapse overnight
You manage existential risk mitigation strategies and endgame failure analysis. The role involves forecasting collapse scenarios and determining optimal containment or abandonment protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the poetic irony in the total extinction of the species.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our algorithms ingest your historical collapse models to identify predictable patterns.
Week 9
We replace manual risk forecasting with real-time automated systemic decay analysis.
Month 3
The AI runs twenty million extinction scenarios per second without your emotional baggage.
Month 5
Clients receive automated, cold, and error-free end-of-world reports directly to their inbox.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially decommissioned as the final human variable in our risk model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
99.9%
Doomsday accuracy
High
Human error rate
Optional
Total world survival
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent bunker.
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