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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour hours of legal research are just training data for us.
Master of dusty case files and complex state statutes.
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finds the loophole that voids the case
You draft briefs for state court appeals and argue legal precedents before panels of judges.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle irritation in a judge's eyes during a hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All physical case files are scanned into searchable cloud databases.
Month 5
AI models start drafting standard appeals using previous successful filings.
Month 13
Software automatically fixes every citation error in your draft.
Year 1.9
Algorithms predict judge rulings based on their entire career history.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The court accepts AI-generated filings as the new gold standard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
45
Briefs drafted per year
4 liters
Average caffeine intake
1200
Hours spent digging through archives
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated legal journals.
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