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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour empathy is just a script that the model runs faster.
Professional listener to people who dropped their phones
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for hardware complaints.
oof.youAI▸ GENIUS-CORE V8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights customers with perfect brand tone
You troubleshoot device issues via chat and phone while navigating internal knowledge bases for frustrated users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the unique frustration of someone who broke their screen twice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI handles all basic password resets and shipping tracking requests.
Month 3
Hardware diagnostics now send data directly to an automated resolution bot.
Month 6
AI mimics your voice to handle phone calls with perfect patience.
Month 9
Language models learn to manufacture sympathy for cracked screens instantly.
Month 11 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to fully automated customer resolution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero seconds
Average hold time
100 percent
Empathy simulation rate
Always perfect
Script compliance
Your severance
One free charging cable that frays in two weeks.
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