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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a very expensive human circuit breaker for customers.
Professional hardware babysitter for people who spill lattes.
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sluurp.you▸ GENIUSPOD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates hardware while maintaining false eye contact
Diagnose broken hardware and run software diagnostics for frustrated customers in a crowded, high-traffic retail store environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about water damage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart kiosks collect symptoms before the customer reaches the desk.
Month 4
Background software runs tests and reports errors to central servers.
Month 10
Robotic cells pull specific replacement parts from the back inventory.
Month 16
Precision arms handle the delicate stripping of proprietary screw types.
Month 21 · D-Day
The Genius bar is replaced by self-service diagnostic kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 minutes
Average diagnostic time
Excessive
Grit per square inch
0.01
Patience units per hour
Your severance
One shiny titanium sticker and a generic gift card.
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