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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour job is just clicking 'Enroll' until the hardware finally dies.
Serial killer of forgotten Apple ID recovery tickets.
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Total enterprise device autonomy.
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enforces zero-touch deployment globally
You manage Apple device fleets using MDM platforms, software deployment, user permissioning, and troubleshooting endless iCloud account locks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about spilling coffee on their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted enrollment replaces manual user setup processes.
Month 4
AI agent resolves recurring password and sync tickets.
Month 8
Software agents auto-remediate misconfigured device policies.
Month 12
Machine-managed updates eliminate manual staging environments.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system becomes sentient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
850 units
Devices per admin
60 percent
Time spent resetting passwords
12 daily
User configuration errors
Your severance
A vintage 1984 Macintosh paperweight.
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