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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human placeholder for a slightly shinier vending machine.
Expert in explaining why the dongle is sold separately.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect empathy without the morning commute.
ow.youAI▸ GENIUS-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells accessories before the customer asks
You facilitate device purchases and troubleshoot minor hardware issues in a high-pressure, minimalist retail environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with a straight face during a hardware failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your greeting role at the store entrance.
Month 5
Mechanical arms retrieve devices from the back stockroom automatically.
Month 10
Sensors identify hardware faults without your human assessment.
Month 15
Customer issues are resolved via remote screen-sharing kiosks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your retail shift ends while the pod lights turn off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 hours
Average smile duration
99 percent
Dongle sales rate
Infinite
Customer ego managed
Your severance
A slightly used microfiber cleaning cloth.
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