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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a human placeholder for a glass table.
Professional queue-wrangler and charger-cable enthusiast.
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ow.youAI▸ GENIUS-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
upsells accessories while pretending to be friendly
You explain hardware specs and manage queues in high-traffic retail environments. Your presence is mostly for aesthetic reassurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about dropping their phone in the toilet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart kiosks replace your manual queue-management tablet.
Month 6
Robotic retrieval arms handle stockroom inventory tasks.
Month 13
Screen-based remote support handles complex customer queries.
Year 2.1
Surface-scanning bots keep the demo units fingerprint-free.
Year 3 · D-Day
The store transitions to a fully automated self-service hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
4.2 seconds
Average smile duration
Sub-optimal
Queue management efficiency
Extreme
Dongle explanation fatigue
Your severance
A slightly used charging cable and a sticker.
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