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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell shiny rectangles to people who already own them.
Expert at explaining why the new color is 'revolutionary'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior hardware knowledge without the fake enthusiasm.
oof.youAI▸ GENIUSGRID V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the unboxing experience through glass
You pitch specs, troubleshoot basic settings, and upsell accessories in a brightly lit glass showroom.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, baffling ability to make a $1000 purchase feel like a treat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Dynamic pricing screens replace your manual shelf-label updates.
Month 4
Interactive touch-pods handle standard sales and trade-ins.
Month 8
Video-chat specialists replace in-store consultations for setup advice.
Month 13
Automated warehouse arms manage the backroom inventory floor stock.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your floor space is converted into a self-service vending lounge.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Average smile intensity
4
Seconds until jargon drops
12%
Customers successfully upsold
Your severance
A slightly dented lightning cable and a high-five.
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