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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Python scripts are just API calls waiting for a better interface.
School district Apple evangelist for Vaud canton.
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Total school ecosystem synchronization.
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automates mass device enrollment protocols
You manage bulk device deployments and school software policies using Jamf, Apple School Manager, and automated scripting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot the one iPad a student glued shut with syrup.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auditing your existing Jamf configuration policies.
Month 5
Language models rewrite your Python scripts into native cloud logic.
Month 10
Automated agents handle all Apple School Manager roster updates.
Month 15
Vision systems monitor MDM logs to auto-repair deployment failures.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all school device policies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12,000+
Devices managed
Weekly
Script failures
Too many
Sync errors resolved
Your severance
One legacy MacBook Pro with a butterfly keyboard.
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