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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsA genius at hiding the fact you are just a glorified cashier.
Blue-shirted shepherd of the walled garden.
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Perfect technical empathy, zero employee discounts.
pop?you▸ GENIUSBAR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
feigns deep concern about your hardware issues
You spend your shift selling devices, troubleshooting software, and nodding while customers complain about their forgotten iCloud passwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to cry over their deleted photos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors inside products pre-diagnose failures before the customer walks in.
Month 6
Store floor space is reconfigured for automated pickup and support lockers.
Month 15
Human interaction is replaced by high-definition telepresence screens.
Year 2
Robotic arms handle all stock movement and product demos.
Year 3 · D-Day
The store locks its doors to humans for final efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
98 percent
Average smile fatigue
4
Customers helped per hour
2000 hours
Time spent explaining dongles
Your severance
A slightly used charging cable and a high five.
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