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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling overpriced hardware with a mandatory smile is officially a software problem.
Professional floor-pacer and expert at nodding while listening.
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The retail experience, minus your human fatigue.
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upsells accessories while troubleshooting hardware errors
You walk the floor, answer questions about devices, and handle customer checkouts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer about why their cracked screen is their fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive screens replace your basic hardware setup explanations.
Month 6
Sensors in the stockroom make your manual counts obsolete.
Month 15
Precision arms take over screen and battery swaps entirely.
Year 2
Small bots guide customers to products instead of you.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire store becomes a fully autonomous self-service facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 seconds
Average smile duration
99.9%
Dongle explanation accuracy
12 miles
Floor pacing distance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our internal training video archive.
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