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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou explain the Genius Bar menu to people who already know.
Master of pentalobe drivers and infinite patience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only Genius you will ever need.
ow.youAI▸ GENIUSLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates screens while explaining cloud sync
You troubleshoot hardware issues with proprietary tools and train customers on how to use their expensive walled-garden devices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific level of panic in a user who lost their photos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify faulty hardware components before the customer sits down.
Month 5
Precision pincers remove proprietary screws without damaging the casing.
Month 10
An interactive hologram handles password resets and feature explainers.
Month 15
The cloud automatically logs the repair and updates warranty status.
Month 20 · D-Day
The Genius Bar becomes a vending machine for authorized hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4 minutes
Average repair time
99 percent
Customer confusion levels
Zero
Proprietary screws stripped
Your severance
One refurbished iPad with a slightly cracked screen.
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