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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYour empathy subroutines are just poorly written scripts anyway.
Expert at telling people to restart their phones.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is now a downloadable update.
blub.you▸ GENIUSLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human frustration with surgical accuracy
You troubleshoot device errors and explain basic settings to frustrated customers while maintaining high satisfaction scores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer stops being angry and starts being sad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI suggests the next sentence before you even open your mouth.
Month 3
Simple issues are resolved by bots before ever hitting your queue.
Month 6
Customers stop noticing they are talking to a machine.
Month 9
The system monitors itself and finds humans consistently underperforming.
Month 12 · D-Day
The final support seat is deactivated to save on server cooling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average Handle Time
12 percent
Human Emotion Score
100 percent
Script Adherence
Your severance
One refurbished lightning cable and a digital high-five.
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