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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell shiny metal boxes to people who already googled them.
Professional box-explainer and commission hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
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upsells extended warranties during checkout
You explain features of washing machines and refrigerators to walk-in customers. You calculate financing plans and close sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a couple is about to start arguing over a dishwasher.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Touch screens start answering basic product comparisons better than humans do.
Month 5
Dynamic pricing removes the need for you to haggle over margins.
Month 10
Robot arms organize the showroom floor to maximize walking traffic flow.
Month 15
Digital credit checks replace your manual paperwork and finance software.
Month 21 · D-Day
Smart displays turn off the showroom lights behind you permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too high
Average commission payout
zero creativity
Customer questions answered
too large
Sales floor footprint
Your severance
A pre-owned toaster and a store credit voucher.
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