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September 25, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to point at a microwave is now a legacy feature.
Professional pointer at boxes with shiny features.
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The stall that sells itself while you nap
oof.youAI▸ SHOPBOT STALL-MASTER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customer questions with extreme efficiency
You stand in a stall waiting for people to ask which toaster has the best warranty.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is actually ready to buy rather than just browsing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Electronic tags replace your manual price checking routine.
Month 7
Touchscreens provide every spec your brain currently struggles to recall.
Month 14
Cameras track stock so you stop counting boxes in back.
Month 19
Video links connect customers to people who actually know features.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The stall is converted into a fully automated vending box.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 hours
Average time spent nodding
92 percent
Customers who know more
14 units
Appliances pointed at daily
Your severance
A slightly used floor-model toaster and our best wishes.
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