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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDesigning software for state agencies while the state still uses fax machines.
Turning government requirements into circular logic flowcharts.
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Replacing red tape with red-hot compute.
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You draft complex system diagrams and write legacy code to keep crumbling government databases breathing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database fails when it hits a leap year.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software starts drawing your architecture diagrams based on plain text input.
Month 5
Automated agents rewrite legacy government code into modern languages without complaining.
Month 10
Natural language processors turn vague meeting notes into actual functional specs.
Month 15
Continuous validation systems replace your manual verification of fragile system integrations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency shifts to an autonomous infrastructure that no longer requires architects.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Over-engineered
Average diagram complexity
94 percent
Code written in 1998
Endless
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to state-issued coffee coupons.
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