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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a very expensive, human-shaped operating room instruction manual.
Professional bystander in scrubs, expert in nodding intensely.
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The surgeon’s silent, sterile, and superior shadow.
blub.you▸ OR-GUIDE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates sensor arrays during active surgery
You hover over surgeons during image-guided procedures to troubleshoot hardware and lecture staff on product usage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a surgeon is about to throw a scalpel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Convert all your product training manuals into a voice-activated interface.
Month 3
Install high-res sensors to diagnose hardware issues from off-site.
Month 6
Project a floating interface for staff to follow without you.
Month 10
The OR-Guide automatically syncs navigation data with surgeon movements.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and removes the need for humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
84 percent
Time spent nodding at surgeons
Critical
Average bedside awkwardness level
12
Hardware resets performed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our remote-monitoring diagnostic suite.
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